"Quotes from my kids" or "Reason Number 412 That I Love Them"

"So I had this dream about the zombie apocalypse.  You know man, it's a lot less cool when it happens to you."  -- Rhiannon

"Mom.  What level was Frodo?"  --- Morgan

"I want to be a Epic Level Rowan.  How many points do I have?"  -- Rowan