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kadollanThe husband and I made our bi-weekly sojourn to the the Wonderful World of Wal last night. You know the kind, where "one stop shopping" ceases to be a convenience, and instead becomes a horrific nightmare. You find yourself chanting, "they'll never let me go home." You aren't sure if the sucking sound you hear is coming from your will, your wallet, or your brain cells. Or perhaps all three.
Wal-mart is evil. But you knew this already, and that's not the point of this story.
Husband and I were watching our bank account flash before our eyes at the check-out when suddenly I realized who our cashier reminded me of.
What the hell is Blaise Zambini doing working in a Wal-mart in Middle Tennessee?
The fellow was thin, willowy and effeminate. He had clever little earrings and several of those gummy/rubber bracelets that we all wore in the 80s. And here's the kicker: he was wearing a green and silver striped sweater. If you could take the scarves from the movies and make them be sweaters, this would be one.
This is GenderAmbiguous!Blaise, and he, by golly, works at Wal-mart.
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dirocyn suggests that this is the real reason Slytherins despise muggles. He could have a point. I worked retail for five years, and the experience did little to enhance my feelings for my fellow biped.
Wal-mart is evil. But you knew this already, and that's not the point of this story.
Husband and I were watching our bank account flash before our eyes at the check-out when suddenly I realized who our cashier reminded me of.
What the hell is Blaise Zambini doing working in a Wal-mart in Middle Tennessee?
The fellow was thin, willowy and effeminate. He had clever little earrings and several of those gummy/rubber bracelets that we all wore in the 80s. And here's the kicker: he was wearing a green and silver striped sweater. If you could take the scarves from the movies and make them be sweaters, this would be one.
This is GenderAmbiguous!Blaise, and he, by golly, works at Wal-mart.
An internship for Advanced Muggle Studies?
dirocyn suggests that this is the real reason Slytherins despise muggles. He could have a point. I worked retail for five years, and the experience did little to enhance my feelings for my fellow biped.
