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Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
"May barbarians invade your personal
space!"
You are highly confrontational and possibly in a
bad mood. You would have sworn in this quiz,
if I had made it an option.


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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

You're Ulysses!

by James Joyce

Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared
to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do
understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once
brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in
the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you
additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.


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Allow me to quote warkitty, from whom this meme was gacked, "Baroo?"

A funny thing happened on the way out of walmart....

The husband and I made our bi-weekly sojourn to the the Wonderful World of Wal last night. You know the kind, where "one stop shopping" ceases to be a convenience, and instead becomes a horrific nightmare. You find yourself chanting, "they'll never let me go home." You aren't sure if the sucking sound you hear is coming from your will, your wallet, or your brain cells. Or perhaps all three.

Wal-mart is evil. But you knew this already, and that's not the point of this story.

Husband and I were watching our bank account flash before our eyes at the check-out when suddenly I realized who our cashier reminded me of.

What the hell is Blaise Zambini doing working in a Wal-mart in Middle Tennessee?

The fellow was thin, willowy and effeminate. He had clever little earrings and several of those gummy/rubber bracelets that we all wore in the 80s. And here's the kicker: he was wearing a green and silver striped sweater. If you could take the scarves from the movies and make them be sweaters, this would be one.

This is GenderAmbiguous!Blaise, and he, by golly, works at Wal-mart.

An internship for Advanced Muggle Studies? dirocyn suggests that this is the real reason Slytherins despise muggles. He could have a point. I worked retail for five years, and the experience did little to enhance my feelings for my fellow biped.